◉ BOLO · All-Points BulletinCase No. MW-2026-001Status: Armed & Strapped In
WANTED
Main Weapon logo — woman on snowboard
⌁ Locked · Loaded · Strapped in

The Mountain
Didn't Stand
A Chance.

They banned us. We took it anyway. Now we're armed with the tool snowboarding was owed.

No permission · No apologies · No unstrapping ▲No permission · No apologies · No unstrapping ▲No permission · No apologies · No unstrapping ▲No permission · No apologies · No unstrapping ▲No permission · No apologies · No unstrapping ▲No permission · No apologies · No unstrapping ▲No permission · No apologies · No unstrapping ▲No permission · No apologies · No unstrapping ▲No permission · No apologies · No unstrapping ▲No permission · No apologies · No unstrapping ▲No permission · No apologies · No unstrapping ▲No permission · No apologies · No unstrapping ▲
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File 01 — The Origin

Banned From
The Peaks.

For forty years, the mountain wasn't built for us. Cat-tracks. Traverses. Flat run-outs that killed every line. Skiers glided through with a flick of the wrist. Snowboarders? Unstrap. Push. Restrap. Repeat.

We accepted it because we had no choice. That era ends here.

Evidence
  • ▸ No ski-pole equivalent
  • ▸ Flat terrain = dead momentum
  • ▸ Unbuckling mid-runout
  • ▸ Status quo: unacceptable

Momentum Is Non-Negotiable.

Main Weapon prototype
File 02 — Exhibit A · Confiscated

Main
Weapon·01

Chain of Custody: MW-EX-A / Sealed 2026
Recovered: Summit Ridge · Flat Section 4B

A precision-machined power tool for the modern rider. Symmetrical. Collapsible. Silent. Strapped-in on the descent, deployed on the flats, magnetically stowed the second you drop back in.

142g
Weight
32cm
Collapsed
12kN
Load
File 03 — Suspects In Custody

YOU ONLY NEED
ONE WEAPON.

Auto-Cycling · 04 Confiscated Units
Field Submissions · Main Weapon Owners

SUBMITTED

— Real Riders. Real Runs. —
Submission — JAKE RIVERA
SUB-001MW · 2026
Submitted by
JAKE RIVERA
“a.k.a. ‘BLACKOUT JAKE’”
Board
Burton Custom X 158
Location
Whistler, BC
Log
Day 03
Field Notes
  • ▸ Rode the flats without pushing
  • ▸ Held speed through the cat-track
  • ▸ No more skating out of chairs
Verified
MAIN WEAPON · OWNER
Verified Rider
01 / 04

Every prototype was booked, printed, and photographed. From first chair to last lap, riders put Main Weapon through countless runs, documenting every improvement along the way. The next submission could be yours. Get your Main Weapon for the slopes.

REWARD POOL: $100,000
File 04 — Blueprint

Engineered
For The 1%.

Chassis
T1000 unidirectional carbon fiber
Handle
CNC 7075 aluminum, anodized
Pick
Tungsten carbide, replaceable
Deployment
Kinetic spring · sub-1s
Stowage
Magnetic tether · rear binding mount
Length (deployed)
94 cm fixed
Length (collapsed)
32 cm
Weight
142 g
Rated load
12 kN compression
Warranty
Lifetime, no questions
BATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROPBATCH 001 — LIMITED DROP
Batch 001 · Limited to 500 units

Turn Yourself
In. Claim Your Weapon.

Reserve a prototype from the first production run. Shipping Q4. No deposit. No questions.